Telstra's Terrible Security

I pre-ordered an iPhone 4S with Telstra in the middle of last night, and got a call from 0883081023 this afternoon to confirm the order. This is when I had such a bad experience that I decided to coin some terms:

telstrible [telstr-uh-buh'l] adjective

shockingly insecure

The person who called me asked for all my details, which is telstrible security.

Origin:
2011; post-Modern English < Telstra + Terrible

telstribly [telstr-uh-blee] adverb

performed terribly by Telstra

Telstra telstribly connected my phone line, because it took ages and they messed up the account..

Origin:
2011; post-Modern English < Telstra + Terribly